Alright, so today I was off, I went down to the hob knob for awhile then went over to denny's apartment. His fuckin cat has been chewing on his one pot plant. He only has 3 and the damn cat only chews on the one. I could see if it was a small seedling but no its a huge plant. I'm glad gremlin don't pull any of that, I think he realizes he likes the shit too much to chew it to pieces. Anyway man, I told him he got to lock the door and keep the cat out, but he don't listen for shit. We smoked a few bowls and played xbox360 for a while and came back here did my laundry made some digornio frozen pizza and here I am. I'm ready for bed now, I'm tired but I'm horny as all get out. I haven't had good dome in awhile. I'm about to go call up one of my hoes but I'm afraid of gettin some STD, so I'll just pass on that....I'll make a deal with some girl she can get as much weed as she wants for some occasional dome and sex, I mean I want more than that, but I want good dome and sex, not drunk fuckin.....fuck that. I want to go back to my younger days....give it to me rough with system of a down playing in the background. Fuckin right! I miss that shit bad..... Okay, I know this profile isnt private, so whomever reads this, I don't care if you are taken, single, a swinger, bisexual, whatever.... I want a girl bad... if you like it rough and you want some good drugs too, you want to talk to me, I'll get you whatever you want, I sell some shit here and there on the side, so I am the man to talk to.... I have aim and im working on my myspace right now, so by next post I'll hopefully have my myspace page running.
Alright, im beat.... later

01. Do you know where your dad is right now?
probably asleep

02. Last time you kissed someone?
saturday night

03. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
my sexual desires are not common with most people and that it's hard to find someone that has the same interest as in that area

04. What colour is your watch?
it's a black fossil

05. Do you like anyone?
wow a childish question, i'll go the adult route and say attracted to.

06. Are you close to your mom?
i'm not a momma's boy however i have a good relationship with her

07. Where do you work?
I have my own lawn care business and i am also a security guard.. i will leave it at that.

08. What are you listening to right now?
I am watching deliverance

09. What do you smell like right now?
axe touch

10. What colour are your pants?
they are a navy blue plaid... my pj bottoms

11. Closest thing to your left?
telephone, fuckin verizon cut me off of my long distance now for 3 days, i am ready to switch to the comcast $100 a month for phone,tv,internet. My bills are paid on time and i have good credit so I don't understand why they are fucking with my phone line.

12. What colour is your bedroom carpet?
It is a navy blue color. Even though my favorite color is green, I have a navy blue bedroom.

13. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yes.

14. What time were you born?
I honestly don't know.

15. Do you play any sports?
I like playing baseball, I played all through out middle school and high school, and now I will play for fun and occasional summer league. I am also a champ at playing beer pong.

16. What are your favourite numbers?
I like the number 77, 69 (and not just because I like the sex position)

17. Do you know someone named lori?
My mothers name is lori, so yes.

18. What colour is your mum's hair?
brunette

19. Do you have a dog?
Yes.

20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
All the time.

21. When's the last time you went swimming?
just this past summer

22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
I am an only child.

23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yes, I have a cabin up in pymatuning (i can't spell it correctly)

24. Do you play an instrument?
guitar

25. Do you like fire?
Hell Yea!

26. When was the last time you cried?
I'm not a cryer.

27. I love you.
My parents, and my dog and cat, and if i could ever find that special girl

28. Did you take science all four years of high school?
Yes.

29. Do you like butterflies?
Not particularly

30. Who made you laugh last?
denny...crazy ass

31. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Being young and causing trouble and getting away with it because I was a minor LOL

32. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
a million times

33. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No, I have no patience for dealing with kids... And I also don't want children. I'd rather spend my money on myself and my future wife whoever you may be.

34. What is one thing you have learned about life?
Nothing is guaranteed.

35. Are you jealous of anyone?
Nope.

36. Is anyone jealous of you?
I have no fuckin clue.

37. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
No, I wouldn't mind as long as I had some weed with me

38. What does your dad call you?
Ryan

39. What does your mum call you?
Ryan

40. What does you hair look like right now?
It is black with short spikes, I recently got rid of my hawk. I had to change up my style.

41. Has a friend ever used you?
Been there and fuckin beat his ass too.

42. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than a friend?
No.

43. What have you eaten today?
Arby's roast beef sandwiches, mcdonalds breakfast mcgriddle and then i got a carmel coffee/cappuccino at sheetz, but its not as good as starbucks, however I was in the mood, and I love different flavors of coffee except original.

44. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
John.

45. What is your favourite movie?
favorite...I don't have a favorite, I like many different movies, although I watched nightmare before christmas last night, I felt like watching it, not to mention I was alone and I like watching the movie when i'm stoned.

46. Who was the last person who texted you?
My cell phone is currently broke at the moment...Im waiting to hear back from cingular since they are giving me a hard time about replacing my phone.

47. What are you looking forward to?
warm weather, i'm ready to start making money cutting grass again.

48. How was today?
cold and boring.

So um I don't know what you write about in here. I usually read others to find friends to hang out with. I figured I should make one since a lot of people have them now, I guess I am out of the whole technology/internet loop. You can call me sad for I have not yet made a myspace profile. I just never bothered with making one, I hate young kids faking their age to get older people, mainly girls. It's fucking sad, so I cannot be bothered with any of that.

Ok well more about me. I would have put my own pic up there for a default pic, but I have no patience for trying to make my pic that small, and i wouldn't look right being that small anyway. I love going to bars, every weekend I'm at a bar or I'm at a party. I'm all about getting high and or drunk. I need a girl that loves to go out and be down with the shit I do. I love dark girls, they always are the best with giving dome and sex. Best fucks ever. I would like to take a soft-sided girl and show her the ropes and make her cry, but I'm not down for a lawsuit, so I'll keep that for my fantasy book.
I'm all about having a good time, not really about the drama, but you know it happens anywhere you go. I'm not all about cheating but I have fucked a few girls that were with other guys at the time, and for some reason it was a different kind of fuck, as if they were wanting it badly for maybe they weren't getting it good enough with who they were with but they had a sense of fear of being caught. It was bizarre but the sex was off the chain. I'll give any kind of girl a chance, but I lean towards the goth/punk chics.

I used to cut myself. I have weird symbols, my name, and weird shit on my body. My old girlfriend would cut me and lick up the blood. That really turned me on. A lot of my friends tell me its bad and its some addiction, but I haven't done it in a while and I would love to find another girl like Amanda, but I doubt it. What girl would be into shit like that? I have a wild/freakish side to me and it rarely ever comes out because no girl is into any of that. I just hear about chics cutting themselves for pain and depression, and thats fine, everyone deals with pain differently but I want to find another that gets turned on by it.

I also fucked a guy and have been fucked by one, but that is something I do not flaunt. I wouldn't say I'm bisexual, just curious. Anal sex I love, giving and getting of course. There is something about a girl with a strap-on that makes me crazy.

I love weed, I have a few plants growing now in my bedroom. I have a green bong and its the greatest ever. My favorite color is green so I got that as a gift from my old roommate in college. Denny is a crazy fool. I'm always looking for more people to smoke with. I don't mind sharing any of it, just as long as you are cool then it's all good and if your a female all the better, but please no wiggers. I have tried pretty much everything out there except for heroine and crystal meth. But by far acid is the best, and it lasts for a few hours. If you haven't tried it I think you should do it once. It is expensive, but I thankfully have good connections, if you need hooked up let me know.

I went to Cal U for criminal justice and I didn't finish my degree yet, so I plan on going back, but even with what I have now I can still get a decent job.
Let's put it this way, I have my own house and no I'm not renting it is mine.
I have a 1996 Ford 150 I use for lawn care in the summer and a 98 Ford Mustang, she's my baby shes all black with black interior and 18" racing rims. I have a nice sound system in her and I have 2 racing seats in there that are piped in green. I plan on getting 2 racing stripes on the outside of the car that match the green on my seats. I don't have enough right now for it, plus its also winter. I'm waiting for spring or summer. I will have extra cash from my small lawn care business. You know I would say I have room to brag about my life and it's not something I do often at all, but I still can't figure out why I don't have a girlfriend. I get around with girls, but it's just to get some, I don't want to follow in the footsteps of a priest. Not for me. LMAO everyone that knows me knows it's not even close to my lifestyle.

I love a lot of music, from ac/dc to ZZ top, I like some country believe it or not. I like Tim Mcgraw, Willie Nelson, Hank jr, Johnny Cash is the man. I like some Alabama too. I like some rap music, Run DMC, Ludacris, Sean Paul, NWA, Nelly, Sugarhill Gang,
I also love 80's music, im not good with naming a lot of the bands now a days but I know the song, its probably why I listen to bob fm alot. I also like the culture club a little bit, I get made fun of for that, but hey I like what I like. I don't like to admit it now, but when I was younger I had a boy george poster in my room. Then all of a sudden I changed drastically what I listened too and I tore it down and put up I think a kiss poster, not sure what it was.... But I am a metal/rock fan of course... Kiss, the styx, def leppard, dead or alive, depeche mode even liked duran duran. I really like slipknot and slayer and pantera. You better believe I go to ozzfest every year. Music is really important to me, I'm quite good at playing the bass and the electric guitar. I don't own really good guitars, but they work for me. I don't want to be in a band or anything, I just play for something to do.

I am a decent looking guy. I think if I am able to get laid I am pretty good looking, women are different then men, we fuck almost anything and most of the time that's why it's done with the lights off, but if you are a chic, men better look good otherwise they are not touching you. I feel bad for some guys but hey shit happens man.
I have pics of myself on my laptop but I don't bother putting them out there on the websites. That's not my style. I mainly try to meet people in person rather than find people on the internet but hey I try not to stereotype anything. I'll try to find people out there that have similar interests but should I be making my live journal for friends to view only? A lot of people have that and I don't know if I should do that too. Like I said I'm new to this blogging thing. I just thought I would try it. I like to write so maybe this will help with my emotions and anger and whatever else. But don't get the wrong impression I'm not an angry person, I'm easy going, I get along with most people I meet with the occasional asshole or dumb ass. One thing I cannot stand is an uneducated person and there are more and more of them. I don't feel sorry for handicapped people. They make me laugh yes but there needs to be a home for all handicapped people. Also if they can drive they are not handicapped... I want a goddamn good parking space because I broke my fucking hand so that makes me handicapped, now where is my blue ticket to hang from the mirror ASSHOLES! It's stupid that pisses me off. I get pissed off easily, but it's over dumb shit. Like video games that freeze or dvds or something like that.

I also love movies, I am a movie buff, my favorite genre is definitely horror but I like to laugh so I will watch comedies and being a guy I like action/adventure. I have too many to list as my favorite, same goes for music, I only listed a couple, but the list can go on and on. I am a weird guy what can I say, I like some weird shit. I wouldn't call it weird but I collect whiskey bottles, even if there are more of the same kind I have them setup in my game room.

But the bottom line is that all I need to complete my life right now is a woman. I don't care what you look like just as long as you are a cool ass chic that's down for whatever and can throw back drinks and smoke a bowl with me. I have a lot to offer, I just don't fucking understand why I am single. It blows to all hell. I don't need to catch an STD from some whore because I happen to like sex. Just for the record I am clean, I don't have herpes, crabs or gonorrhea or AIDS! I am clean, and I am a shaved guy, I also like shaved women too. I thought I would add that.

This is now turning out to be a long singles ad for a newspaper or match.com
It's not really I just don't know what to talk about.
Did I mention my cat likes to get high with me sometimes? It's crazy, I have a hippie cat...Gremlin, I didn't even name him, I think john did. He was a kitten when I found him, or he found me. I seen him eating garbage out in the alley and he came over so I picked him up and brought him inside not knowing what to do with a cat. I was going to take him to the animal rescue where I got Otis but I decided not to and so John said name him Gremlin for now cause hes all black with some white and his ears were so big for his body and I guess he looked like a gremlin, who the hell knows man. John is one crazy mother fucker. My dog won't get high but I don't force him too. He likes his dog biscuits and that's cool. Otis is the man. Not much to say about him, hes brindle like a pit bull lab mix, He's 3 and I had him since he was a puppy. He likes to fetch beer caps, I don't know why but he flips out over beer caps. I want to train him to bring me my beer but I don't have patience for that, if I ever become rich I'll send him to a trainer or if I get another dog in the future.

I think I wrote long enough for my first blog...It makes me think of booger when I say blog. I think I might get used to this whole thing with writing online if I remember. Don't expect blogs after a party or weekend, it will be short, I went out got drunk as fuck got fucked by some chic, had a hangover and ready to do it all again. Crazy cut up nights with my friends. Fucking crazy.